Here's what I heard when Stark met Banner in the movie:
Tony: LET'S BE BFF ALWAYS
Bruce: But I could kill you all and I wouldn't even be able to control myself-
Tony: BFF
Bruce: You're not getting the severity of the situation-
Tony: BEST
Bruce: Mr. Stark you have to-
Tony: FRIENDS
Bruce: Tony-
Tony: FOREVER
wehaveshittoavenge:

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO ACCURATE
I AM LAUGHING AND CRYING SO MANY FEELS RN

wehaveshittoavenge:

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO ACCURATE

I AM LAUGHING AND CRYING SO MANY FEELS RN

mrs-jack-turner:

sekra:

Wow, Tony. He’s only going to get milk.

Oh this is just the cutest thing

bitchville:

Avengers/Winnie the Pooh mashup illustrations by C.P. Wilson III.

fantasyfaire:

gotta-be-ziall:


This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAH!

oh tumblr…

“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”

“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”

Avengers Inception AU  wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.

Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen

lacigreen:

ahahaha
hey homophobesumad?

lacigreen:

ahahaha

hey homophobes
umad?

lettiebobettie:

It’s really hard to find a date when you are the single parent of assassin babies that always find their way into terrible trouble….

lettiebobettie:

It’s really hard to find a date when you are the single parent of assassin babies that always find their way into terrible trouble….

becausefangirl:

brepple:

batty4u:

msrooneymara:

New still of The Amazing Spider-Man

go peter go

poledance for your life

 #follow ur dreams son

Tony would be so proud.

Steve would be horrified.

That’s what they get for making Loki the godfather.